"It was like trying to pull a steel cat out of a glass jar ( Read more... )

I will watch this but I won't enjoy this:

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This weekend (8/5), Richard Roeper and guest critic Jay Leno...

Today I was taking a break at work and, with nothing else to do I was reading the Toons (having nothing else to do is the only acceptable reason for reading The Toons) and I was looking at this one cartoon--I forget which one, it's one of those shitty single-panel ones--and it was about these cats putting a human on trial for some reason or other ( Read more... )

I haven't had a lot on my mind recently, but what I have had amounts to this ( Read more... )

The other day I informed my boss that Friday would be my last day at work. And, while it hasn't even been 2 months, there was no real reason for me to continue work at Viking Magazine Service. For two reasons ( Read more... )

No matter what I listen to, my mother seems to think I am listening to Dire Straits. Yesterday, I was listening to Bowie's "Queen Bitch", which I had thought was a Velvet Underground homage, but my mother stopped in to ask me if I was listening to Dire Straits. A week or two before this, I was listening to Radiohead, and she mentioned that she ( Read more... )

Well, summer continues unabated. In other news, Little Man looks to be the Wayans Brothers movie to end all Wayans Brothers movies.

In yet more news, I have begun working at Viking Magazine (not, as one can be forgiven for thinking, a magazine, which it actually is, the official publication of Sons of Norway) but rather an unaffiliated ( Read more... )

Today marks the beginning of Clint's 76th gritty as fuck year on planet earth. Apparently he plans to release 2 movies this year. Does this mean he will be nominated for best director twice? That would be pretty funny.


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Man I hate jobs. Not only did the only real job I've ever had suck, but I am incapable of becoming employed. Yesterday I got an expected letter in the mail from Kingland Systems saying, in a few more words, 'no'. This came as no surprise--for my interview I put my hair in a supposedly professional but mostly gay-looking ponytail and responded to ( Read more... )