( What's red and goes 'beep - beep - beep - beep'? )

Epic panning shot of the "Wembley Arch". Heavenly choirs of angels. Swirling skies. Sir Stanley Matthews. Lord Nelson. Lord Beaverbrook. Sir Winston Churchill. Lady Diana. Henry Cooper. FA suits feel the pressure lifting and resume sexual harrassment of secretaries. Lord Foster gives guided tour. Proud announcement that new Wembley has more toilets ( Read more... )

( How to make tea, according to George Orwell )

I did some questions!

( Questions! )

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I went and fulfilled my civic duty earlier. There were only four running: Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and UKIP. In reality, it's a two horse race: all the self-interested Hooray Henrys and Pebbledash People will vote Conservative, and the vast anthill of students will be pledging allegiance to the yellow bird. Although I think the latter has had its ( Read more... )

Bloke running in the London Marathon today:


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I must watch this tomorrow.

I want to go here.

Ah, the things one will do to avoid writing an essay on Jane Austen. This past week has been a cavalcade of indulgence: namely, the careful guidance of my Master League team on Pro Evolution Soccer 2 to an unprecedented 100% record in league and cup competitions, maintained over four seasons. The real world of football is somewhat bleak at the ( Read more... )