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  • A train ride.

    thenorthernline Mar 15, 2007 00:15

    (Last week)The journey begins in earnest at 10am. I arrive at the station and saunter towards the cash machine, frantically trying to synchronise the inner machinery of my composure. The cogs marked 'nonchalance', 'style' and 'faint contempt for others' must be in perfect alignment if I am to avoid betraying the fact that I am a Poor Person, ( Read more... )
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    thenorthernline Jan 31, 2007 00:16

    The front page of The Sun today was a beauty:


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    thenorthernline Jan 29, 2007 20:25

    thenorthernline, in collaboration with the wonderful YouTube, proudly presents:

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  • Colonisation.

    thenorthernline Jan 29, 2007 00:09

    "We captured this canoe with all the men. One cannibal was wounded by a lance blow and thinking him dead we left him in the sea. Suddenly we saw him begin to swim away; therefore we caught him and with a long hook pulled him aboard where we cut off his head with an axe. We sent the other Cannibals together with the two slaves to Spain. When I was ( Read more... )
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    thenorthernline Jan 24, 2007 12:55

    There is snow on the roof, and ice in the heart of all men. Apparently today is officially the most depressing day of the year, according to some good-for-nothing lecturer from Slagheap University in the very bowels of South Wales, where the churches collapse overnight and all the livestock suffer from ennui. He should know. Ironically, I'm fairly ( Read more... )
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  • Acknowledgements.

    thenorthernline Jan 03, 2007 19:14

    Happy ninth day of Christmas, one and all!

    A great big sugarcoated thank you to anothercolour and davenotdave for their cards, and the same to everyone else who sent a joint one to me and Emma, namely: hannahness, metafisica, sparkledolly, mekare_enra, halften, and bridgetkate. May the virtuous doctrine of fundamentalist Christianity reign in your childrens' schools for ever and ever, amen.
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