For Mother Rohan

[theodhale]

I am returning to Rohan. With Eowyn dead, Theodwyn and Theoden traveling in ways that defy imitation, Theofallan dead, Theoredes dead, and Eomer managing to dallying in a three way relationship peppered with rather destructive mutant spiders.... someone has to look after Mother Rohan, and that's me. Consider yourself under a new queen. :consults

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Hey!

[merrybrandybuck]

Eomer was on his way when you just showed up. He's the rightful King, or was until His Majesty, Theoden Ednew, replaced him with his sister.

If Theoden King is not there and Eowyn is... *sniffle* dead, then it goes to Eomer.

Don't make me come back to life and chew on your ankles.

[theodhale]

:pats sword: Bring it on little footstool. It would be the fastest return trip to Mandos anyone ever took. And Eomer is unfit. Physically and otherwise. He's part of the Rohan punchline, and I mean to change that.

Hah!

[merrybrandybuck]

Yeah, Eomer is fucking unfit. He's defending the world against a Spider with an attitude while your fucking the evil Mime.

Yeah...

I am so whining to Theoden King about this when I get back.

[theodhale]

Be my guest.