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[theodhale]

My husband, Prince Imrahil, is an idiot.

I have the men on the parapret armed with flaming sombreros. I would have preferred arrows, but there was a mix-up in some of the supply paperwork and they thought we meant sombreros instead of arrows-- because flying hats are just so much deadiler apparently. :rubs temples:

Some headway was made though. We

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[smaugthegreat]

I'll settle for naked pictures of you.

[theodhale]

...

What the hell. :mails:

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[smaugthegreat]

*lands on the sink hole plain, squishing a few dinos*
Yeah. What do I do? Niiiiiiiice pictures.

[ladyeowyn]

My own aunt. Scheming against her homeland. How quaint.

[theodhale]

Sorry dear, but sometimes Imrahil looks like Sean Connery... and he fucks me senseless when not cheating on me with a dragon.