Hmph.

[theodred]

See how bad my mun is?

Well.
Whatever.
I feel tired. I want some drain cleaner, please.

Comments

[timulty]

*sends a caseload* Drink up, brother dear.

[theodred]

*grabs it* Yay
Um NO THANKS..

!!!!!!!!!

[papa_denethor]

I wish I could come and shag comfort you, but I am currently being made a subject of strange and gruesome experiments by a vampire and a mad scientist.

...love you...be home whenever I can make my escape. Stay out of the drain cleaner. Remember, it makes you break out and get fat!

HI!!

[theodred]

Oh! I hope you don't get hurt :( When you get back I'll make sure we have lots of sex homecooked food. I can cook. A little.

...Ok, it makes me fat. Um. Well, then. *twitch* I am not fat. Yet, anyways.