Comments | theodwyn: HULLO FUCKERS

theodwyn

HULLO FUCKERS

Jun 03, 2002 20:18

Where have I been? Probably tripping off my ass on cherry cough syrup, see? Remember cherry cough syrup? Of course I wasn't here when it was all the rage but someone I know was ( Read more... )

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eomer_of_rohan June 3 2002, 21:04:02 UTC

Awwww...thank you, Mom! The bad news is I got hurt in battle today, but the good news is that I keep trying to injure the people helping me. This is good by your standards, right?

theodwyn June 3 2002, 21:07:34 UTC

My baby!!! Do you want me to come over and make you chicken soup or tuck you in bed or bring your special blankie or anything? Just as long as you don't attempt to injure me or I'll cut you open. I love you. :)

eomer_of_rohan June 3 2002, 21:15:00 UTC

You could bring a hot poker and burn these $#^&ing leeches off of me. On second thought, maybe not. But...MY SPECIAL BLANKIE?!? Uncle Theo said you burned it!

theodwyn June 3 2002, 21:22:12 UTC

Eowyn kept your special blankie safe. She's such a nice girl - when she's not going after Gondorians. LEECHES??!! They're putting LEECHES on you?!!?! FUCK! I'm bringing whiskey and morphine. And Hama. He'll be your tourniquet. Better humans sucking out blood than leeches. Ugh.

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glorfind3l June 3 2002, 21:15:20 UTC

Plastered. What a shock. At least he looks really good in those pictures.

theodwyn June 3 2002, 21:22:27 UTC

Thought so.

xxcelebornxx June 4 2002, 08:10:26 UTC

I swear it was only one bottle of Jack.

Followed by numerous other bottles that I didn't catch the name of , but..yeah.

Re: theodwyn June 4 2002, 09:13:08 UTC

I hear ya. Wow your arms are really muscly.