I love you even though you frightened me a lot when I was a child. And you still frighten me now. But... yeah!


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I've came to a realisation. I love my husband. He is the sunlight to my solar powered calculator. He is the nib to my fountain pen. The beeswax in my Chapstick. Also, in my night-long haze of lust and ovulation, I've come to realise that I don't want any more fucking children. No, no, no. No way that I'm going to lose my figure again ( Read more... )

::insatiable desire to be knocked up::

Kill me.

Insane.

::hic::

Insane.

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I think my world is coming to an end.

Eomer got marriiiiiiiiiiiied. Sonny, I bought you something.


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::whistles::

Of course, if you let democracy leak in the hearts of people, the people will choose the least grisly way of death in choice of public execution. Tsk tsk.

Anyway.


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