I'm starting to get really fed up with people in my house. Why on earth should I have to explain to them that we're all friends, and that you shouldn't have a problem talking to your friend about a problem you might have. If personal shit happens, keep it out of sorority business--it has no place there. If sorority shit happens, keep it out of ( Read more... )

I was a very sad little girl a year ago.

I'm not sure I'll ever have sex again...sheesh...

But I did dream that I made out with two of my guy friends from home, I cannot for the life of me remember who they are, dammit... But that was pretty good. The dream-make-out, that is. I need to remember who it was.

...in this one, I was pregnant with Pat's baby (we were not dating in the dream...) and I had kind of decided to have an abortion because ( Read more... )

I was going to say something funny, but I forgot what it was.

So I'm growing out my pubic hair so that I can have it waxed.

I haven't had a hairy box since I was, like, 12. It's very awkward for me. I can't stop touching it...petting it... It's like having a kitten! (Pun not intended...but funny nonetheless.)

Um, can we please discuss how INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS Jennifer Tilly is?! She's 48 fucking years old, but looks MAYBE 30. I hope I'm that smokin' hot when I'm middle-aged...

Here are the things I'm doing with myself ( Read more... )

I bought a gerbil!

His name is Phoebo.

It was going to be Phoebe, but he turned out to be a boy.

"WASHINGTON - They tried border collies in Virginia. They tried a stuffed coyote in New Jersey. In fact, officials nationwide have tried just about everything to get rid of large flocks of Canada geese that move in, eat the grass and leave lots of unwanted poop." ("Killing of problem geese OK'd," Associated Press)I think there's a much more humane ( Read more... )