Balsamic vinegar is oddly good on ice cream.

No, seriously. Try it.

They put my dog on viagra.

O.o

I dunno if I should be worried or not. Ever since the Ghost Peppers came, I cant even taste anything less spicy. Like seriously, not even taste, let alone notice the spicy. I noticed it last night when I went to have a piece of pizza and I put some red pepper on it, and by the time I'd noticed that I couldnt taste it, I had put several packets on ( Read more... )

http://news.aol.com/article/glowing-puppy/445317?icid=main|main|dl8|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fglowing-puppy%2F445317

Where is your God now?

Best think in the world: Type O Negative and The Rasmus videos on super-speed. It somehow makes Peter Steele worlds less scary. But somehow bring about a whole new type of scary.

Ok so get this. I was on Facebook earlier, really bored. I saw an add for a contest for free laser hair removal. So out of boredom I figured, "Ok, what the hell, its not like I'm gonna win, may as well." I enter it. A few hours later, I get a call. I won ( Read more... )

"I swear to fuck you have thee most hauntingly beautiful sinister evil eyes ive ever seen in my entire life"

I just got that in a message on Myspace from some random guy in the UK. I'm not sure how I should feel about it...

http://news.aol.com/article/grandma-sword-fight-death/421455

I just got my new laptop and its sooooo PRETTY

Oh god.

Its gone.

::so traumatized::