Tournament of Pain: Round One Results!

[gun_metal]

Comments

YEE-HAW!!! COWBOYS #1 - Robots, Pirates, and Ninjas S-U-C-K

[molrak]

Sorry to see you go so soon, ladecker, but when you dance with fire, you're gunna get burned!

I knew the whiny one had to be the Fax, but it was still the one I had to vote for.

Congrats to all the winners, and I hope the gatorman_295 has lots of tissue ready, for all the crying he'll be doing after he loses the next round. Unless gatorman_295 is a she, in which case, flip the gender... either way, the mighty molrak's path to victory is assured.

Re: YEE-HAW!!! COWBOYS #1 - Robots, Pirates, and Ninjas S-U-C-K

[ladecker]

Congrats! I knew you'd win. I had no idea what to say for that cover.

And congrats to all the other winner too.

Re: YEE-HAW!!! COWBOYS #1 - Robots, Pirates, and Ninjas S-U-C-K

[gun_metal]

When all else fails, just ask yourself:

"What in this cover could be misconstrued as some kind of bodily fluid?"

That's always gold.

Re: YEE-HAW!!! COWBOYS #1 - Robots, Pirates, and Ninjas S-U-C-K

[molrak]

Exactly.

I saw that cover and I immediately thought of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back for some reason.

[rae_too_serious]

Dang. I thought for sure my 80's references would hold some water. Where's your sense of nostalgia??

[poelaramont]

I don't mind losing. I would have lost in the lyrics round anyway.

Congratulations to all winners! Especially the gatorman for defeating me!

[pontifax]

Yeah, I'm losing in this lyrics round. I suck at this whole thing, but I REALLY suck at lyrics. Lyric challenges suck.

I propose an amendment to the Constitution abolishing lyrics contests. You wanna sign?

[poelaramont]

Sir, I will not only sign, I will form a vigilante group to enforce it. Let us hoist our sacks of doorknobs high and strike fear into the lyricists!