This morning on my way to church I heard a symphony written by Frederick the Great of Prussia.

One of my only duties at work is to clear out the email inbox. Occasionally this involves answering or forwarding an email, but generally it consists of deleting massive amounts of spam/useless messages. Today I saw one of the greatest email subject lines ever:

Surfing rabbi exposes corruption, racism in LA schools.

You know, at the end of the day, no matter how many points, rebounds, and assists he may get, Carlos Boozer still has to live with the fact that he looks like Ganondorf.

Super Bowl XLII would have pleased the Greek tragedians.

I realized I never post anything on here except sports related things. Why is that?

So I was on espn.com yesterday, and I happened to read about Randy Moss denying allegations that he had assaulted a woman. Now, I make no claims about the man's guilt or innocence, but I would like to point out one salient fact: Randy Moss was sent to earth from outer space for some devious purpose, but his training lacked sufficient emphasis on ( Read more... )

This is the greatest thing you will see in your life. Ever.

Alright, so this isn't really a list, but I wanted to post it anyway, so I'll make it a list of one:

Number one reason living in Oklahoma is awesome:

1. Mike Gundy!

Probably any of you who actually like sports have already seen this, but I would recommend it even to non fans. Good stuff.

Top Five Reasons this might be the greatest music video of all time ( Read more... )

Well here is my latest idea for revitalizing this dead old thing- we'll see how long it lasts. This is actually something I've been toying around with for awhile, but am just now getting around to. For the foreseeable future, this blog will be dedicated to posting lists. These lists may pertain to pop culture, to "serious art", to philosophy, ( Read more... )

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