Imagine a world where Mr. Smith, you know that guy who was L's sub, is your neighbor. Yeah, I've been living in this semi-akward nightmare for almost 3 weeks. He's been over for dinner 3 times. He acts like my buddy and wakes me up from naps to show him shit. My only escape from my drunken family (It's not that I don't like my family it's just that ( Read more... )

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lol, in the desert.
The desert is very flat.
The desert is very expensive.
The desert isn't very warm.
Damn you desert, damn you.
Happy holidays friends.

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Please add my new SN:
pluto squirrels
Thank you.

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So here I am in the former communistic counrty of the Czech Republic and it's the 4 of July. No fireworks = Sad Matt. So being the smart old bean that I am I took a trip to the American Embassy with some diet coke and mentos. Upon the steps of the embassy I "lit" off my "display". Then proceeded to eat a McDonald's Burger. Yep. The full American ( Read more... )

ROFL àt Frénçh kèys

Leaving tomorrow morning. I'll be back 7-8-06. If I can get on the internet I'll most defiantly get some pics out to you guys.
Go Hurricanes.