Comments | thereject: Overheard on the Internet

thereject

Overheard on the Internet

Jan 20, 2007 22:03

"for some reason having sex with a ham and cheese hot pocket sounds way grosser than having sex with a pepperoni one "

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chaosvizier January 21 2007, 05:33:55 UTC

I guess it depends on who's doing the sexing.

And they're probably both better than the Turkey and Broccoli version.

fizrep January 22 2007, 03:52:48 UTC

Cheeseburger Hot Pockets are an awesome lay, though.

laruth January 21 2007, 08:53:50 UTC

lol

fizrep May 17 2007, 22:39:24 UTC

I can't find where the hell you posted about Ron Paul, so my babbling is going here ( ... )

fizrep May 17 2007, 22:39:32 UTC

He's said that, due to the illegal immigration crisis, he would favor getting rid of birthright citizenship. Holy shit, I can think of fewer things that could be abused then a fucking test to see if you're a citizen. You're born here? Great, you're stuck with the rest of us. You have privileges and responsibilies. Denying citizenship to the children of illegals will just create an enormous class of people living here with no ties to the nation because we're not giving them any. Cut off the flow of illegals across the southwestern deserts? YES (please?) Shoot ourselves in the foot by creating an Untouchable class? One that other groups could be added to? Nope. Seal the fucking southern border with troops if need be, but we've made our bed by waiting this long and now we gotta lay in it. (Besides... Latina girls are HOT ( ... )

fizrep May 17 2007, 22:39:58 UTC

Had to split, exceeding character limit. I do go on, don't I?

thereject May 18 2007, 14:16:21 UTC

There is already an enormous class of people here with no ties to the rest of us. They're called illegal immigrants. They are not assimilating and they will no assimilate until we can slam the border closed, because their ghetto mentalities are constantly reinforced and expanded by the never-ending stream of people sneaking up past the border. They live in America, but they don't act like Americans. The law of large numbers and their own conduct shows that they don't belong here, because they're bringing all the trappings of their own failed civilization with them: socialist demands, poverty, and simple crime. When they don't get their way, they act the way they did back home: shit on the economy of whatever city they're infesting until they get their way ( ... )

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