Fitness update

[thereject]

Much as others do, I'm going to make occasional posts concerning my efforts to get back into shape. You never know when you'll need to sprint for that last sale item, chase down a purse snatcher, or escape the ravenous horde of zombies you accidentally unleashed with your home ZomboTron kit. So... I'm getting back into shape. I'm trying to get my

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[marasca]

I stole one. Sorry. I meant to get you another, but I forgot.

[thereject]

Just have one well-developed ab right there in the middle.

Hey. Whoa. Wait a sec.

[fizrep]

When I bought this Zombotron it said it was, and I quote, "A home freshening device that releases pleasant chemical fragrance into the air that soothes and relaxes the entire nervous system." What a god damned understatement! Sons of bitches must pay.

What kind of skates?

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[thereject]

Well I read some customer reviews and besides the occasional plague of undead it's really a very nice investment and the warranty can't be beat.

I use LandRollers, which are fun, easy, and humorously proportioned. It took me a while to figure out how to stop, but now they're a total blast.

Re: Hey. Whoa. Wait a sec.

[thereject]

ha ha. They approved my product review.

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[fizrep]

That was totally awesome.

Do those skates actually work well? They look like the kind of skates they'd have in the 1880s to go along with those gigantically wheeled bikes.

[purrevil]

Didja dent the dude's (or dudette's) car?

[thereject]

No, fortunately I saw it coming so I had time to brake a little bit. I was going too fast to swerve entirely though.

[purrevil]

I hope you are ok. You don't seem any the worse for wear and your sense of humor is intact, so all seems pretty well.

[thereject]

My right hip is all bruised up, but aside from being stiff and sore I'm fine. I'm built Ford tough.

[usererror]

Time to get HUGE!

[thereject]

Ima get all buffed out and start benchpressing cars.

[laughing_piggy]

Be careful of those knees!

Pizza and ice cream aren't that bad after lots of exercise. The bod needs to be refueled! Enjoy!

[thereject]

Yeah, knees are the thing. I stopped running and stuff when my knee blew up a few years ago in ballet. It's actually why I started skating, because I can get a good workout that way without putting too much of a pounding on my joints. I wanted to jog so help my calves though, the skate boots don't let me flex my ankles at all.

[laughing_piggy]

Ballet? Wow, you certainly are an interesting fella!

That's so cool.

[fizrep]

*snort* u got ur ass kiked by a tutu