JAMES MADISON! BEHOLD - HERO TO FEW OF THE COMMON GENTRY ( Read more... )

IT IS TIME FOR THE ROUND-TABLE DISCUSSION ( Read more... )

I AM ON THE SECRET NINJA MISSION
THE MISSION IS AS FOLLOWS:
I MUST PROTECT THE SACRED GERBILS.
THEY ARE IN THE CAGES ALONG WITH THEIR BRETHERN, THE RATS, THE GUINEA PIGS, AND THE HAMSTERS
(THIS INCLUDES THE SIBERIAN VARITIES AS WELL!!!!!!!!THEY ARE BEING USED FOR ALL SORTS OF UNSAVORY PURPOSES ( Read more... )

OH MY JESUS, YOU MEAN TO INFORM ME THAT NONE OF YOU KNOW OF DESIRE ( Read more... )

ALLOW ME TO SLANDER THE GOOD NATIVES OF SAN DIEGO ( Read more... )

IT IS NOW TIME UPON US FOR THIS FOLLOWING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

SDGIHBASDFGVAEUBUDAVUVASYVUBAFDUHBUSEGBBZDFGBUBSGUADUHBJ H AERUIYVAGUGBVYLIDF8PGJDSUHGFDUHD FJIOUDIFHIFGJIOFJIFDJIFJSIP JIJIJIJIJIPIGTO!!! (JTIHSYIOUIODIOMDFIKNI ONERIONOUNIODNJH BJKBSJOBHIBJLNJIHYIEUNJONJKNJNWEJNJNTJNJRDFNWEHSNVE) R5GDB54BDGSJHSDPIO ( Read more... )

POETRY IS THE WANTON CAUSE OF MUCH DESTRUCTIVE GRIEF
AN EXAMPLE IS FORTHCOMING:

I'M COMING ALONG TO DO THE BLITZ CRACK OF DAWN
ALONG THERE GOES A COME AND THE BINGO SAID BE FUN
I CANNOT BELIEVE
NO I CANNOT BELIEVE
WHY THE SAPPHIRE DAGGER FLITCHES FETHER FRO AND FROTH

POETRY IS VERY OBVIOUSLY ALWAYS SUBSERVANT TO THE READER

WE SHOULD CONSIDER FOR A MOMENT THE PLIGHT OF THE BLUEJAY ( Read more... )

A MACKEREL IS A VERSION OF A PHISH THAT HAS BEEN REMIXED BY MISSISSIPPI JOHN HURT
SOME PEOPLE CLAIM THEM AS PETS. BUT HONESTLY THEY MAKE A BETTER MEAL THAN A PET.
WHEN SOME PEOPLE ARE EXCITED, THEY SAY "HOLY MACKEREL!!" INSTEAD OF "JESUS CHRIST".

THESE PEOPLE SUFFER FROM RELIGIOUS CONFUSION.

I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO HAVE THE PHASERS SET ON "GRILL"
FOR THEN A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH WOULD NEVER REQUIRE THE MICROWAVE
WHICH HAS CANCER DEATH RAYS FROM OUTER BLIND SPACE!!
THIS IS WHAT THE MIND-SCIENTISTS CALL
"GRILLED CHEESENESS ENVY"