I fully admit it. I am the worst person to share a bed with ( Read more... )

A First For Sam:

This mornin' a boy brought me breakfast in bed. It was yummy, and lovely, and incredibly sweet.

I am now basking in a warm glow of luxurious pamperings.

Omnomnomnomnomnom.

<3

P.S. I thinks I has entereds a whole new zone of spoiled.

Ahahahaha

http://www.creepypasta.net/h7xs4t.html

The rest of the site is actually super creepy and addictive, I have been reading creepypasta stories all day.

This is amazing me right now ( Read more... )

This entry is public ( Read more... )

I'd like to wish all my Jew homeslices Shana Tova because today was Rosh Hashanah ( Read more... )

I wake up scared, I wake up strange.

So for the past three months or so I have had a toothache. As usual, when something physical is wrong with me, I generally adopt an "ignore it until it goes away" stance. (My doctor yelled at me once because he saw me 8 months after I had apparently broken a toe and I didn't do anything about it, I didn't think it hurt that much, so I ignored it. ( Read more... )

Before this ( toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/....html ) was brought to my attention today, I had never been on craiglist.

I have concluded that it is a weird weird place
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So...yeah...Jurassic Park opens tonight!
EVERYONE COME SEE ME VELOCIRAPTOR ABOUT!
AND HELICOPTER ABOUT!
AND KILL MULDOON!
AND ALL THAT DINOSAURY JAZZ!
YESS!
TONIGHT, THE 7TH AND THE 11TH OF JULY
CAPITAL LETTERS INDICATE JOYFUL SHOUTING!