Shit!fic Review, wooo-hoo!

[jayden_scott]

Okay, this was actually recommended to me by nicolegertrude , I believe. And I actually reviewed it months and months ago but it pissed me off so badly that I saved it and left in on my hard drive until I could cool down enough to post it.

Comments

[ariestess]

*stares*

I... Um... I...

*stares more and tastes shit she ate 3 weeks ago trying to come back up as vomit*

I have no fucking words...

[mammothluv]

Jay, what just happened? I don't even know where to begin.

I want my Mom.

Also...

[muppetmanda]

So, I'm new here *waves* but Race said I just *had* to read these posts called shit!fics. I had no idea what I was getting into lol.

On one hand - freaking hilarious :) B/c yes, apparently Alex *did* have a flag to claim Olivia's lips (I'm still laughing at that btw). On the other hand - I need brain bleach to wash the remnants of this fic out of my mind.

Holy God. Just... no words. I had no idea something could be *that* terrible. The author needs to apologize to the entire English language for this. Anything short of an apology and a solemn promise to never write anything more than a grocery list for the rest of the their lives should be met with swift and brutal retribution. Preferrably an OED upside the back of the head.

[widget007]

... *iz speechless*

[shatterpath]

I'm torn between horror and slightly hysterical laughter, despite doing my level best to avoid anything not bolded in this post. Even the snippets read of this fucktastrophe were indeed in a class (phylum) of their own.

Worse, Jaina's right. Some idiot will like this... and that's as scary as this fic itself.