Mary had a little lamb. It was delicious.

The new album by mediocre Boston Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo, which comes out July 12, is now available for pre-order on amazon.com here.  You better hurry because never since Bernie Williams released an album of smooth jazz has a major league baseball player released an album of this caliber.  Just you wait, these babies will be flyin off the ( Read more... )

If only Sheffield was good enough to justify his massive ego.

Hey Cheney, I need the details of the Brewer game situation at the end of June (i.e., date, time, seating location) so I can buy a ticket and come with you guys. Also i need to know where we are meeting before the game, because I will probably be driving Ben and I (don't worry, I don't need specific directions, I live in Milwaukee).

Life would be so much easier if I were a duck.

all you hae to know for this one is that i told smarterchild, "you can call me Al." that's why he calls me Al ( Read more... )

It's bred for it's magic.

...that Karl Marx had an affair with his maid? He probably did it with her when he was taking breaks from writing the Commie Manifesto and was feeling particularly hippocritical. What a jackass.

Did you know Beck is a scientologist? No wonder Sea Change is so damn sad. Just think, if he wasn't a scientologist, he would be able to celebrate all kinds of cool holidays like Christmas and Easter. Plus, he could be saved.