Here's lookin' at Euclid.

two nights ago, I dreamt that I had more bologna than I actually had. In reality, I only had two pieces, enough for one more sandwich, however in my dream, the bologna flowed like wine. However, in both cases, I just made a sandwich. That's right, I dreamt that I made a sandwich.

is watch part of the Dukes of Hazzard marathon on CMT this weekend. It is best enjoyed with a Hamm's or a PBR. On the last episode, the DUke boys went into a town with a population of 1 to get some gas, where they were ambushed by bad guys, whose car they promptly took out with arrows that had dynamite taped to the end, all while the elderly gas ( Read more... )

...since I've posted, hasn't it?

Now here's a guy with class.

Well, it took a while, but you can now all be facebook friends with Balki Bartakamous. If you don't know who that is, then shame on you.

Like Ben, my boredom and non-paper writing mood has prompted me to consider my favorite music of 2004 (at least today). So, here it is ( Read more... )

Well, by popular demand, You will soon be able to be facebook friends with Balki.

Here are my possible candidates for my celebrity facebook entry:

A.C. Slater
Dr. Zoidberg
Balki from Perfect Strangers
Boba Fett
Captain Kirk/William Shatner
Khan/Ricardo Montalban
Scott Bakula
Ruben Studdard

Other suggestions are welcome, as long as they don't suck.

Here is a direct quote from the note handout that our professor wrote out and gave us for today's class ( Read more... )