Well, maybe it's a scam, but worst case scenario, I joined BMG and got a bunch of cheap cds. Anyway, click here: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=12751811

Seriously, every once in a while I pull out one of my many Johnny Cash cd's and put it in my cd player. Then I wonder why my time isn't completely monopolized by listening to Johnny Cash albums. Everyone, do yourself a favor and go buy "Unchained ( Read more... )

Man, if there's one thing I gotta stop doing, it's drinking while I am trying to write a paper.

I just tried some of Ben's reduced fat Gardettos. They were nearly indistinguishable from delectible regular Gardettos. Despite this, I still will not buy reduced fat food because it gives you diarrhea.

The fact that those jackasses were out there at 7:45 this morning (that's right folks, Saturday morning) was made ok by the following quote by one of those jackasses:

"Man, I'm so used to falling off that ladder, it's like second nature to me."

In their new video, when Bono counts off the song, he does it in Spanish. But instead of "one, two, three, four," he says, "one, two, three, fourteen." How did that get past all of the producers and the band? If it is intentional it is stupid, and if it is not intentional, it is stupider. Stupid.

Today in my philosophy of language class, we were talking about speech acts, and to illustrate one of the points that he was trying to make, my professor used the example of an insult. However, the example of an insult that he gave was perhaps the worst ever. This is a direct quote: "Say, for example, that you went to Papua New Guinea and told a ( Read more... )

A diet pill will not work if you take it with a milk shake.

One of my roommates has this orange striped shirt that is pretty bright and distinctive, and I have never seen anyone else with that shirt. Today, I was riding my bike down state street and saw some guy wearing that shirt and, naturally, I thought it was my roommate. I slowed down to say hi, but then said nothing when I realized that my roommate ( Read more... )

Hey, do you remember that time when the stupid student newspaper combined with boredom at work compelled you to join facebook, then you started talking to some girl that you didn't even know, then you actually decided to meet each other, but you had major reservations because you felt totally pathetic for actually trying to meet someone that you ( Read more... )