Vote for Pedro! Martinez, that is.

Seriously, did you see Schilling's bloody-ass sock last night? Good thing he was so pumped full of local anesthetic that he couldn't feel whatever wound was causing the huge blood spot on his sock. He played 7 awesome innings with not only a messed up tendon, but also a friggin' bleeding wound. That's a real baseball player if I ever saw one. ( Read more... )

Seriously, screw Derek Jeter and his reputation for clutch hits in the playoffs. Ok, maybe he's fat and slow and bad at English, but apparently you don't need any of those things to get game-winning, walk-off hits. Up yours, Jeter.

Twodeigh izz migh byrthdeigh. Eye am twentie-too. Meye phrends and Eye are going two the Nittie-Grittie phor dinnur and phree bier phor mee. Butt Eye kan't gett jrunk bekuz it is Mundeigh and twomarough Eye have skoul. Well, maybee Eye kan gett uh lyttel jrunk bekuz Eye don't have skoul until won o'klok. Happie byrthdeigh two mee, Happie ( Read more... )

Ortiz.

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Karate Explosion

Well, looks like we might get the jackass-givin'-up-a-bunch-of-runs Pedro tonight. I guess we'll see after the next few innings. God knows that if Pedro sucks it up, the Sox will have flushed their only two chances to beat the Yankees down the damn toilet. Pedro better get his Don Zimmer-tacking-ass back in the game. If the Sox are losing when ( Read more... )

I have said time and again that I will not pay money to see this thing because I don't want to give Michael Moore my money, however indirectly. With that said, I think I am going to buy the DVD, partly because it keeps intact my nature as a flip-flopper, but mostly because I wanna. So suck on that, previously-held moral opposition! I still can't ( Read more... )

today, the fire alarm went off 15 minutes before the end of one of my classes. it was totally awesome, because in said class, the professor goes 5-10 minutes over time every single lecture, usually making me a couple of minutes late for work. today i even had time to get a sandwich before work. mmmm...sandwich. the best part about the fire ( Read more... )