Ben: "It's amazing how fat and black sounding Hayden Christiansen got in episode 4 ( Read more... )

This morning, I saw two horrible, horrible things conveniently packaged in one music video.

#1- Britney Spears has an upcoming Greatest Hits album
#2- Said album contains a cover of Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative"

Chris: "Wait a minute, Jack is short for John?"
Me: "Yep."
Chris: "But that doesn't make any sense, Jack isn't any shorter."
Dan: "Take it up with history, Chris."

I used to kinda like Pavement. And by "like," I mean that I listened to Slanted and Enchanted and didn't want to spoon my eyes out. That was before I knew how to have fun. Pavement is for people who don't know how to have fun. And probably zombies. I bet zombies would listen to Pavement when they weren't trying to eat peoples' brains and such. ( Read more... )

Hapablap is a really awesome word. So is awesome. And cheese.

I love...cake.

i really don't think that anything would be more dangerous than an omnipotent baby. he'd be all like, "goo goo, ga ga," then he'd hurl our planet into the sun or use it as a chew toy or a superball or something.

today i saw something awesome on the VMA's, then it was ruined by lenny kravitz. stevie wonder and alicia keys traded verses of "higher ground," but then they let lenny kravitz sing a verse too, and that was crap. you probably think alicia keys is crap too, but she's not. she's one of the only bright spots in r&b today amidst a horrible, ( Read more... )

the other day, one of my roommates said that livejournaling (i refuse to call it blogging because that is retarded) was egomaniacal, and i couldn't agree more. but really, this keeps the raging egomaniac part of me at bay when i am in the real world. ok, maybe it doesn't, but i am going to pretend it does anyway. so the last week or so, the only ( Read more... )

the new Roots album is seriously awesome.