ok, so today, i decided that i found the woman of my dreams in my philosophy class, and i also decided that i am going to make a move sometime soon, because even if i get shot down, she's so incredibly far out of my league that i won't feel bad other than losing the woman of my dreams. but no, seriously, she's perfect. anyway, now i am going to ( Read more... )

Dear people who say the new album sucks because it is not Yankee Hotel Foxtrot,

Suck it up.  Be a man and accept the fact that A Ghost is Born is truly awesome.  It's so awesome that, if he didn't live far away from me and probably have no interest whatsoever in ever meeting me, I would buy Jeff Tweedy a beer for making such an awesome album and ( Read more... )

Until today, i never really got the fascination with Weezer's Pinkerton. I mean, i thought it was good, but i didn't think it was as good as the blue album. then today i was listening to it while trying to compile a list of my favorite songs, and it suddenly hit me how awesome an album it really is. yeah buddy.

funny thing happened last night. at about 3:00 in the morning, i heard the loudest shriek i have ever heard followed by what sounded like gun shots, and this was right outside of my window, which i had open, making it extra loud for me. my first instinct, of course, was to call the cops. then i peeked out the window and found out that it was ( Read more... )

all of you people who say "I'm Rick James, bitch!" all the friggin' time, go to this website. and if you don't say it all the time, go to it anyway.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle

Man, I've been at work since 4:30 this morning, all because some friggin' Indians want to have a teleconference at a reasonable time in their country. God, I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.

Oh, I'm a jolly spud
And people call me bud.
I live down in the mud
With all the other tubers.

Life is not about the second chances. It is about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

you can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

that's the title of the song i am listening to right now. it's by the flatlanders. anyway, someone tell me why the hell it is so hard for me to study for finals. seriously, i only have three classes, one of which doesn't have a final. my only final left os tomorrow, and studying is so far off my mind it isn't funny. well yes it is. you'd ( Read more... )