you're not Dave Chappelle

[thesprucemoose]

all of you people who say "I'm Rick James, bitch!" all the friggin' time, go to this website. and if you don't say it all the time, go to it anyway.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle

Comments

Hey Matt!

[anonymous]

How's Madison treating you- I miss you guys!

love from up nort in good ole gb
Beth

Re: Hey Matt!

[thesprucemoose]

not too bad, it has been raining all the time, but then i don't feel as bad when i sit around and do nothing. dan and i have been watching a ton of movies. how's the first summer home from college?

[anonymous]

summer home is goin pretty good- it is nice to see everyone although living at home is a lil weird... but hey its free. any parties in the summer in madison?

[slut_nugget]

last night at the bus stop benesh was talking to my friend colby bryant about dave chappelle. colby was like does breasts like dave chapelle? benesh was all like whos breasts, you mean lacey? colby was like yeah breasts. then i was like my name is breasts? colby said i had the nicest rack he had ever seen. i asked if i had a nice ba-danc-a-danc (sp?) he said i had no ass, but it was ok since i had a nice rack. then i went and sat in the back of the bus with colby and marcell and made jokes about how i was the white woman that was goign to get raped by the big bad black man (yes i was very very drunk). colby then tried inviting himself home with me so he could act out his rape fantasy, i said no, but i did let him hold my hand. hahahaha

[thesprucemoose]

are you also drunk now?

[slut_nugget]

why would i be drunk now??? bastard