wow

I gave direct orders today.

Another baseball-related entry, which most of you won't be interested in (save perhaps for a certain dread-headed Reed-transfer ( Read more... )

An eye looks around the world for the first time before a mouth says, "I do not understand ( Read more... )

I was waiting for the elevator in the library today and looking at a small poster the library has up about poetry. I think it's national poetry month or some such nonsense. Anyway, As I was reading the snippits of poetry on the poster, a man dressed in a suit and tie who I assume works at the library, but who I have never seen before walked by me. ( Read more... )

The Philadelphia Phillies are still trying to explain why several season ticket holders received a Spanish-language highlight reel of celebrated cockfights instead of the Phils' 2005-season highlight DVD.

Goddamn, I hope i'm never covered in ants.

OK, so i'm back.
That's a surprise to be sure.

I don't want to leave. Just thought all you Lawrence kids ought to know that I don't want to leave.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature ( Read more... )