I know this sounds anti-captalist, but I think there should be limits on what Stephen King is allowed to write and how much of it. The fact that he has an article in the sports section should only be reserved for writers who know sports, like John Grisham. Yeah, bleachers sure was an instant classic ( Read more... )

Wikipedia.com's What Happened on this Day:
1993 years ago to the date: Jesus thinks it would be funny to scream to his mother that he's drowning....as she hysterically screams, he gets on top of the water and walks around.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY!

So a couple of minutes ago, my father and I got into a fight about whether to order Mexican or Chinese. And he won with Chinese. And then I said, "This is why you're still a virgin," and he just looked at me.

You're so dumb, you have to use the Simple English Wikipedia

Holy Crow, it's Andy seeing R movies! Because she's 17! Whoa!

I can't believe I did absolutely NOTHING right in one day. I guess that means that everything should be perfect tomorrow? Equilibrium ( Read more... )

Well, Medford is over and Medford is gone. But, I did download firefox, so now I'm really cool!

So I have a Medford in my bed...

I'm starting a new series! It's called Remy vs. The Pun ( Read more... )

Golly Gosh! I'm 15!