So my sister was looking through her drawer to get me some wite-out, and I see her old bass clarinet mouthpiece. I'm about to be like, Aw, you're a bandie at heart, and she looks at it and says, oh yeah, I tell people I use it for drugs

So I saw the Longest Yard last night, and in general, it was a pretty worthless movie. But, it brought up an interesting debate question...should prisons be used a way to keep dangerous men/women out of society, a way to punish people who have committed crimes and therefore stand as an incentive towards goods behavior, or is it a place to help ( Read more... )

lilmattyporter (12:15:38 PM): u were in my dream last night ( Read more... )

Dear Maura Fitzgerald,
Happy Birthday! I hope you got those carnivorous 4th graders in the mail I sent you.
Sincerely,
Dennis.

PS: Oh, blast. I just realized I forgot air holes. Don't have your hopes up about those fourth graders.

Alright, I'm madly in love with Hermione Granger. Not really Emma Watson so much, although she plays her quite well. But wow, Hermione Granger. She's like, unreal. Oh, I swoon.

In order to keep up the mysterious that surround me, around my life and lovin, I have decided in the midst of an increased bout of publicity to devote my LiveJournal to fun. Fun is comprised of two things: Lists and Stories/Conversations. Now, some may feel, "We want to hear all about how Dennis is upset because he lost his arm trying to raise ( Read more... )

So I got this girl mad at me! And I know like, getting girls mad at you isn't cool, but it showed I could still incite feeling in her. And I've been feeling dead lately and she was sort of dead to me. Oh wait, she blamed it on PMS. I hate women ( Read more... )

Embarassing story....I don't like wearing shorts because I'm not confident in my amount of leg hair.

Well, I'll be in Florida until Sunday nicht, so if you want it, cell it.

Proof I'm a lonely guy:
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Yeah, then I realized it was a porn bot