Passed Lifeguard Test, so now Lifeguard certified, CPR certified, and First Aid certified.
Leave for Brown Sunday, I get back at the end of July.
Leave for Long Lake beginning of August.

So, I am trying to wean myself off of this Livejournal suckling, as it is summer, and I have a lifeguard certification course to fail. Mind you, today I got Batman Boxers. So I will know gladly wear them, leap onto Medford's bed and shout, "Medford fears the knight!" until he wakes up and gives me ice creamses.

Darn, I hate those dreams you have where you now can't go back to sleep. For some reason, I had this dream where I was with my spanish class in a jungle, except, somehow everyone in the dream intuitively knew it was not the spanish class, but an army platoon, and we were in Iraq. Yet, I was the only one dressed in Combat gear. And also, the ( Read more... )

I hate Dan Brown....Ask me why ( Read more... )

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My motivation for getting buff:
Person A-Who called?
Me-Shut the fuck up, that's who called. (Hits person A in face with table.)
Person A-Oh good lord, my canines just split in half.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-06-15

MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! HE'S FREEE!!!!!!!!

Alright so Fagpants said I had to write my 5 favorite songs ( Read more... )

Thought some of you Tenafly people might want to see this:

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/u/aum141/RentTrailer.mov