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[thewarmatlantic]

just woke up, more hung-over than you could possibly imagine, don't remember how i got home last night but i'm here so thats good, need to take a poo, need to take a shower, all i smell is beer and cigarettes, need to call dusty, so we can work on things we never finish, hungry, two eggs and a bagel thats sounds good, and what the hell is that

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ha

[jacksinsanemind]

your penis name is little juan. ha!

[mindofcandace]

well beckye, it appears we are the cheap sluts :o)

[thewarmatlantic]

To pick up michael: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

i just joined the slut club.

[fancifulunikorn]

Hey Slut Club-i want a puppy!