The Dino-Monster as seen from my sporty spy-phone camera.


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Somebody knocked over the Route 1 Dinosaur.

It was awesome.

God I love hoodlums.

That's fucking ambition, kids.

1. "50 Cent Vs. Bee Gees"  by 50 Cent and The Bee Gees
You know who hangs out together a lot?  Bearded, falsetto-spewing disco kingpins and hoodlums who've been shot nine times.
2. "Barcelona"  by Scamper featuring Kay Hanley
Local rock nerds and Dorchester's sweetest gal singing power pop and crazy talk.
3. "Wildcats"  by  LL Cool J
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Tracy:  "I'm gonna make you a mixtape!  You like Phil Collins?"

Jack:  "I have two ears and a heart don't I?"

Speaking of mixtapes, my annual birthday mixtape will rock your ass off later in the week.

Speaking of rocking your ass off, let's all go to the Jade this Friday and sing like pirates, throw kicks like ninjas and drink like eccentric ( Read more... )

1.  Rocco's review of 300

"Like Chuck always says, 'That's why retards should get thrown in the river.'"  For the record, I am Chuck, and while I may have mentioned the best way to handle the mongoloid population is to toss them into the river, it's not by any stretch of the imagination my catch-phrase.

2.  Whiskey-bent and Hell-bound

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Booze gives you super-powers. Everyone knows this. The thing of it is, not all these powers are good.

Eight light beers and a Ziploc bag full of peppermint schnapps duct taped to your chest and it may cross your mind throwing a dropkick at a kid in a Yankees hat while on an escalator at a Celtics game is a-okay. It is. A three-martini lunch might ( Read more... )

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17" Mac Book Pro. Because fuck it.

If you're going to be in debt, you might as well be in debt for shit you like.

The Force is strong in me.

It's five days late, the songs are out of order, and my beloved Mac sleeps with the fishes. But here's my Christmas gift to you, rock out and give Santa a shot in the gut for me.

( A Christmas Romp In Five Acts. )

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