"My face is my only asset" + "I like sticking forks in toasters" = "Girls inexplicably think I'm hot even though I have the maturity of a jelly bean".

~ My RL bestie on characters of the Draco in Leather Pants variety.

...if it's not sexual ( Read more... )

- The fact that management is irritated that no one showed up to work the salon today due to the inclement weather.

OR

- The fact that apparently there's been a few customers that have actually called in looking for grooming DESPITE the inclement weather.

It took me three hours to drive four miles tonight. Fracking Virginia snow and Virginia drivers that go AUGH WHAT NOW when snow appears ( Read more... )

This is how I know I've been playing way too many otome games in their native Japanese, staring at too many kanji/hiragana/katakana in search of the few symbols I can pick out, and listening to too many of the accompanying theme songs in the same language ( Read more... )

Okay, I think there was some kind of insane person running around in my dreams because the last thing I "heard" before my alarm jolted me awake was:

"Get these fries off me! There's ketchup all over the kill! GIANT SOUR DOUGHNUT!"

And cue the wake-up alarm.

Subconscious... what the hell.

Between my awesome!boss moving to Charlottesville (she'll commute back here for a month then she's gone for good, cry!), one of our bathers transferring to the retail floor, and one of our bathers getting fired, there are basically now only three people in the grooming salon. Hours had to be shuffled accordingly.

My schedule has changed as such:

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Apparently the only way to cure that rampant "NO CSS STYLE FOR YOU" white plague that's going around is to switch to the S2 system. One source said LJ did it on purpose to weed out the S1 system.

Feh.

So I finally remembered that once upon a time, that movie Howl's Moving Castle came out. I decided I wanted to watch it, so off I went to procure it.

And I watched, and laughed, and awwwwwed... and was totally in love with Howl's monster-bird form. At the very end of the movie, I figured out why and dug up an old memory.


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Silly me, worrying that they would be too small.

To the hot water wash and dry! We need SHRINKAGE!