Mark Darcy: I like love you, very much.
Bridget: Ah, apart from the smoking perpetual PMS and the drinking dog, the vulgar mother sister and... ah, the verbal diarrhea.
Mark Darcy: No, I like love you very much. Just as you are.

--Bridget Jones's DiaryI've seen this God forsaken movie -- I wish I fucking hadn't, but I have-- so I can put this into ( Read more... )

He's committed to being a jackass. It's hardwired into his brain, an irreversible birth defect. And there's no sense in fighting who you are. Medication might've done something to fix that, but his mother was always convinced he'd turn into a zombie, so he never went in that direction. And besides, there are lots more fun ways that he found on his ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Due to technical difficulties, backdated to 8:00 yesterday.Miles couldn't seem to stop pacing. It was stupid, melodramatic, and he could've written an opening to the scene that was so much better than this, but this appeared to be it. Back and forth in front of the apartment building they lived in, waiting for Lorelai to get home so ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Continued from what goes on here.

There's no time to lose, I heard her say
Catch your dreams before they slip away
Dying all the time
Lose your dreams
And you will lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?
- Ruby Tuesday, Rolling Stones"Lorelai, look. This is what you wanted. This is... I want it too. It'll make everyone happy, and no, I'm ( Read more... )

It was the wrong time to be making such decisions.

The long conversation -- which was really code for 'argument' -- with Sasha aside, the inescapable logic he had run out of excuses for aside, and the equally inescapable unconscious yet unfortunately conscious knowledge that it was in fact time, had been time for way too long, aside ( Read more... )

Dinner, a movie, remotely interesting shit, tomorrow night?

( The correct answers to that little fucked up relationship thing. )

The Rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks!

( None of this shit is really all that bad. )

Of course, I knew it was illegal. That’s what made it fun ( Read more... )

This isn't hard ( Read more... )