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"If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.
"If you were my wife, I'd drink it." Winston Churchill to Lady AstorSo here's the fucked up thing ( Read more... )

Alexander Andrews: Do you love her?
Peter Warne: A normal human being couldn't live under the same roof with her without going nutty! She's my idea of nothing!
Alexander Andrews: I asked you a simple question! Do you love her?
Peter Warne: YES! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself!

--Frank Capra's It Happened One NightI think ( Read more... )

You'll die in a Bar Fight.

You are the angry type when drunk, and you can't help but be violent towards perfect strangers. Unfortunatly for you one of those strangers is a kung fu master.


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There was this fucking idiot in my high school class once.

Great way to start out the story, isn't it?

Anyway, this fucking idiot had a problem with me. For once, the problem was bullshit. I didn't do a goddamn thing, he just thought I did. Which is just the fucking way of it, isn't it? Every time I don't do something, that's when shit happens to ( Read more... )

UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MILES LAWSON AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
From Go-Quiz.com

A while ago, Sasha came up with something to try to get me to understand when I'm being a jackass in her book, or in someone else's. Every time I 'fuck up', I write out the whole thing as a scene. Because what people do that I don't understand, I'll understand perfectly when I'm writing characters ( Read more... )

( Well what the hell do you expect? )

( Bunch of questions. )

Just looking at that picture gives me a goddamn migraine ( Read more... )