Everytime I visit LJ, I go the the 'update' page and then realize how little I have to say. More often than not, I refuse to post meandering thoughts just for the sake of posting, and then get off the computer with a resolve to go do something worth posting about, and inevitably end up losing steam and reading books that were written by people who ( Read more... )

You know, I really hate the hell out of February ( Read more... )

Um... ::scuffing floor with feet ( Read more... )

I am going to start this entry with a disclaimer ( Read more... )

So as most of you already know, I am about to embark on a grand adventure to Las Vegas, seeking fame and fortune and hopefully drunk high-rollers that will give me oodles of money for being cute. I'll strip if I have to (yay stripping) but preferably will just go to Vegas and end up rich. Tee hee ( Read more... )

So this is my new LJ pic.... I was playing around with my camera phone, a'tryin to be cute just for this purpose, and thought I was mildly successful and have been proudly showing off to anyone who has an inclination to look at pictures on my phone, and here is a sample of the conversation thereafter ( Read more... )

So it's a quarter to 4 in the afternoon and I'm all alone and drunk as shit. I feel like I've hit a new low as far as lows go and am optimistic in the way that only people who have hit rock bottom (or think they have) can be. It amazes me that I can be this tore and not be bothered by that fact at all and am also vaguely impressed with myself ( Read more... )

So I've been waylaid this week from my life by a plague of the american death flu, which is neither the flu nor death but feels uncomfortably close to both. I'm not yet quite well, but well enough to want to venture beyond the confines of my bed and be pissed off at the circumstances that landed me there in the first place ( Read more... )

So New Year's Eve was like yeah, levels of pretentiousness dropping right along with sobriety and in the middle there was Jesse, Reilly, and Colin jumping carefully in the low ceilinged cave to "Jump Around" (Jump..jump..jump..jump..jump around! jump around!) and me bobbing semi-self consciously next to them but wanting to be where there was fun. ( Read more... )

Christmas is kinda one of those holidays that makes me want to hurl myself in vat of boiling eggnog and eat fruitcake and sugarplums until I yack from all the holiday ickiness. I always throw myself into christmas with an odd passion that borders on maniacal and always come crashing down *so hard* on the 26th. The weird thing is that it's the one ( Read more... )