You know, just when I think I've become thoroughly jaded, just when I'm prepared to tell you that I've heard everything, just when I know that nothing kinkier could come up, some freakshow in Wisconsin comes along and raises the bar.

Before you read any further -- if you enjoy drinking milk and wish to continue drinking it, don't read this. ( Read more... )

So, a man with a panty fetish is hardly an unusual part of my day. Sometimes they like to wear them, sometimes they like to look at girls wearing them, sometimes they want to smell them. I keep a clean pair of panties by my side when I'm working so that when they ask me to describe mine, I can just look right at them and not pause to try to ( Read more... )

"Hi, this is Jessica ( Read more... )

It's 3:40 am.  We just finished watching The Mothman Prophecies.  Before that, we watched Signs.  I don't watch a lot of scary movies because I have a very, very, very low tolerance for scary movies.  I watched Flatliners on video years ago, and my then-boyfriend had to keep pausing to give me a chance to recover.  I saw Conspiracy Theory in the ( Read more... )

The half-hour limit that this company I work for imposes on calls just pisses the fuck out of me. No, not because it virtually guarantees that I will NEVER make bonuses (okay, that part pisses me off, too). See, the thing is, it cuts me off in the middle of very important calls. Remember the time I was trying to assure that guy that even though ( Read more... )

The eternal question: how can I get my rocks off without pissing off God ( Read more... )

You know, being a phone sex operator gives me many, many opportunities throughout my day to be offended.  I get called a bitch, slut, whore, cocksucker, and I take it cum grano saltis*.  (Actually, it's kind of funny to hear some guy spend seven minutes calling you all that, cum, then politely thank you and wish you a pleasant evening.)  I listen ( Read more... )

Within maybe the first 30 seconds of a call, I can actually tell how it's going to go. It's really fascinating, these different kinds of men I have. There are two basic categories -- loud and quiet. The loud ones are easy. They're outgoing, they know what they want, and they want you to help them get it. They understand that they're buying a ( Read more... )

I worked so hard to get this man off. We were working with this fantasy of his, wherein I'm holding a Tupperware party and in order to boost sales, I've offered one free orgasm with every $20 worth of purchases (okay, he just wanted to Tupperware party with him servicing women; I came up with the gimmick. I think it could revitalize the ( Read more... )

Aaaand one more link. Because I just can't help myself.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/