Title: Bargaining
Pairing: Narcissa/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: incest, het dub-con as a fantasy, overuse of the f word and italics

betaed by: floweringjudas

Notes: Written for into_desire for the 2007 reversathon fest. She asked for Narcissa/Bellatrix right after the events of Dumbledore's death.

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The signal, when it came, was not unexpected. )

So,
I'm off LJ until I've read DH, especially now that the full book has leaked. I'm absolutely unspoiled at this point and want to keep it that way. I'm horrified to say that I had a comment on a post I made recently about seeing OOTP from username wasteofpages. Luckily, I was suspicious, and scrolled down VEEEEEERY slowly. The first thing I saw was "DEATHS ( Read more... )

Hee hee. Is this for real?

( Germany bans Tom Cruise from filming Nazi movie due to Scientology )

hee hee.
brits on my flist will get a kick out of this
(at least i *think* you will)

background: the official state dance of south carolina, where i live, is called the shagcontext: the state is issuing new license plates, so they held a contest to design new ones, and now the finalists are being voted on. so when i was on the department of motor ( Read more... )

Um. WOW.

By now many of you will have heard about the great LJ permanent journal suspensions. If you haven't, check out furiosity, painless_j or cordelia_v's LJs, as each of them has detailed and well-written explanations of what's going on.

I have two points I want to make about this:
1- Go join fandom_counts. Then scroll down on the user page and see how many members there are. Then ( Read more... )

In June 2004 I bought a Toshiba Satellite from BestBuy for $1399. (Both the Toshiba and BestBuy were poor choices.) It was my first laptop ever, and I loved it, when it wasn't cutting off randomly, overheating, failing to connect to the powersource unless i jiggled all the wires evbery three seconds making super loud noises with the fan, ( Read more... )

Sooooo, hypothetically, if you went to buy cat litter and accidentally came home with ( this little guy )

i got a new cat this weekend ( Read more... )

I was discussing sleep headaches with a friend, and an argument ensued. Please fill out this poll?

Poll

i've been so busy paying attention to national and international politics that i actually had no idea that south carolina was electing a governor today until i was pressing buttons at the voting booth. well, pressing a glass touch screen; and no, it wasn't recording votes on paper, that i saw. but it didn't convert all my votes to republican, ( Read more... )