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as i perouse pictures of us, it seems the past has already cemented itself with morbid fortunes for the less cool future ( Read more... )

i'm officially on the prowl and this is gonna get ugly real quick ( Read more... )

ok so this is where i bitch about my brain and cognitive science class. We have three exams, the teacher sucks (like i show up to class anyway), and there are like 240 terms to memorize and all of the brain to know. Its like 50 multiple choice in the best case scenario. plus i have a french lit paper, thats all like, whats reality? how is the ( Read more... )

so, who would have thought that college would be easier than high school? I didn't, but it is. i only have class for like 8 hours tops a week. I have time to have a life and work out and hang out by the river and live ( Read more... )

college is cool. but it kind of sucks now because i'm being all lazy and down a little. i take some naps and have wierd dreams about putting cupcakes in peoples faces. ? . idk ( Read more... )

margaret cho's impression of bjork is priceless!

it makes me think of how cute anything japanese people say in japanese, which sounds bad, but honestly, nothing you say in japanese to me could sound threatening only like a midget trying to strangle you; its kind of cute and funny, but also kind of incredibly upsetting.
wow.

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( the love of my life )

so on British MTV, they have this crazy show, i forget what its called, but its basically this: a girl or a guy agree to go on the show under the pretences that they may find the love of their life. what makes the show interesting is how they believe you'll find that: in a bikini/boxers, in the dark, rating each contestant on how they massage your ( Read more... )