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thought_spot

I tried to come up with an updated list

Aug 16, 2006 02:04

of ( Reasons Why I Probably Won't Have A Girlfriend Until She's 26 And Jaded )

Comments 13

brukpoket August 16 2006, 06:18:34 UTC

...if i like fallout boy...are we still allowed to breath the same air...within...say...a car width's radius?

thought_spot August 16 2006, 06:49:12 UTC

hmm... depends on the car. A small coupe, no. A nice mid-sized sedan, yes.

misscortmore August 16 2006, 07:28:05 UTC

I love The Notebook. Ryan Duckling is soooo hot. Will you watch it with me, Graham?

thought_spot August 16 2006, 17:27:28 UTC

... for YOU, all right.

dylan_storm August 16 2006, 17:37:37 UTC

Man, the phrase "I don't play mind games" is in actuality the opening Mind Game someone can play on someone else. I know cos it's worked like a charm at least 20 times

thought_spot August 16 2006, 20:01:31 UTC

On you or on other people?

The other thing is, sure, while that may be a tactic, I'm one of those few people who actually means that. If some girl takes that for being a mind game trick, then she's off to a bad start.

dylan_storm August 16 2006, 20:08:26 UTC

i know you mean true... but I also know i've had mind games used on me, and i've in turn used them on other people... there are some people who have been jaundiced enough in matters of the heart to walk into something suspecting that everything is a mind game... sometimes they're perceptive, sometimes paranoid, it's just how they go about conducting their relationships... and i will say, as a mind gamer, there is nothing more seductive than someone who can play the game as well as you can... i guess it just depends on your standards and what you're willing to put up with... diff'rent strokes or so they say

kennygeeze August 16 2006, 22:49:14 UTC

If it makes you feel any better, being a somewhat opposite to nearly everything on that list doesn't work too well either. ;) ... i know.

xxprodxx August 17 2006, 17:10:42 UTC

You could have at least given it a nice even 12. 12 makes for better argument. 11 is so.. prime. 13 is just too much - and unlucky :)

Perhaps the reason you have yet to land a girlfriend, is that you have set your standards a tad too high?
For example, even if you do find a girl that actually thinks logically for herself (#1), there is a chance that the vocabulary isnt there for her to share those thoughts (#2).
To #4, fan girls exist. Some are worse than others, but everyone has their favourite hottie that they (secretly) obsess over.
As for #5, you're just gonna have to get over the fact that you cant be as hot as those guys on the big screen, until you have your own posse of make-up artists and personal trainers.
It must be said.. "To each their own". You arent always going to agree on the music and movies you like, but Im sure theres common ground somewhere. To simply dismiss anything she says after one disagreement is quite elemtary (see, childishBy the way, The Daily Show isnt on during 'prime time' when all those super- ( ... )

thought_spot August 17 2006, 20:09:14 UTC

ahaha wow. I don't even know where to begin with that.

blackrage August 23 2006, 14:35:02 UTC

why should anyone have to settle?

high standards rule!

i support graham.

you smell like broccoli.

kayla4ever August 23 2006, 07:59:11 UTC

Love is often about sacrifice and compromise