of ( Reasons Why I Probably Won't Have A Girlfriend Until She's 26 And Jaded )

Even though it's just The Gong Show again, thank god that, in this day and age of such endless disagreements over silly things such as race, sex or creed, we can all come together and bond over the re-enlisting of a tall gay Russian man dressed as an angel whilst he gives a teary plea of last hope.

The birds are chirping now.

Goodnight.

Ask me a question about EACH of the following:

- Friends
- Sex
- Music
- Religion
- Love
- Livejournal

Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked!

www.theapathyvote.com ( Read more... )

In regards to the physical attributes of a male, what is the difference between (that is, how would you describe) each of the following ( Read more... )

I am 21 today.

( And The Boob Tube Commences Breast Feeding )

( A Whiny, Self-Loathing Biography )

The place that I am subletting right now is done as of the end of this month. I will need to be out by the 31st. The place I thought I'd be moving into fell through for the second time because the land-lady there is horribly non-proactive, and doesn't see it worth her time to evict a girl who should have been evicted several months ago due to ( Read more... )

I think this is one of the most brilliant pieces of television I have ever seen.

http://www.lisarein.com/videos/tvclips/dailyapril2003/4-28-03-bushvbush-sm.mov