People still use LJ?

What's with all the ads?

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POOP!?

LameJournal™ LOUD NOISES.

I really think that Twitter is gonna slay LiveJournal for all but the hardest of the core emo kids who can't fit emotional rants into the 140 character space.

Highlights from my feed:

• Y'know if you think about it we're all pirated - we just ripped DNA from our parents. [»]
• Why is it called "going cold turkey" when you quit something? I like cold ( Read more... )

I was in this yoga class and I was doing some intense moves and I shit my pants - then I realized it was actually pooilates.

LameJournal™ is getting killed by Shitter, I mean Twitter.

In the country everything is a 5 minute drive or a 2 hour walk... in the city it's a 2 hour drive or a 5 minute walk.

LameJournal™ they's all backwards.

I know I haven't posted in a while - "sorry."

I was busy writing a book on pigs but the book got so big I had to split it up into multiple  chapters. At the end of each book I wrote "To bacontinued..."

LameJournal™ Builds it's house out of books...

If I ever have a kid I'm going to try and fake my own death infront of them so they might become a superhero. If they don't I'll pop out five years later and call them a failure and ridicule them so they might become a supervillan.

LameJournal™ funfit parenting!

I went golfing but wore a hat with pockets in it to hold some golf balls and tee's. It was a handy cap, but it actually improved my game.

Amazing.

LameJournal™ who am I kidding? Golf is balls.

I bet the guy who invented the acronym ASAP was in a hurry.

LameJournal™ ...

My girlfirend just got bangs - she didn't like them at first but eventually they kinda grew on her... or got cut away on her I guess.

LameJournal™ cut it out, seriously.

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