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LJ finally opened up the links list and let non-subscribers post more items.

I'm sure that this happened a while ago, that's just how out of the loop I am.

Swank.

I wonder if there's any hippies that hate tree's - I guess they would be hippiecrites.

LameJournal™ all about the punjamins.

In Russia during the cold war everyone had to tell the same jokes and laugh exactly the same - it was called commiedy.

LameJournal™ one from the archives.

Contrary to the norm I cry when cutting potatoes.

'Cause when I cut potatoes it reminds me that I can't tell the difference between potatoes & onions.

I don't find that sad though, so I don't know what the deal is.

LameJournal™ who?

My uncle came up to me and said "Pull my finger" and when I pulled his finger, he farted.

So I said "Hey uncle, pull my arm" and when he did, I shit my pants.

LameJournal™ True Story.

A good business to start is cutting bicycle helmets into halves, and then selling those halves as unicycle helmets.

PROFIT!!!

LameJournal™ Re-cycling.

TrueNuff Comic has new comics Tuesdays & Thursdays - tell your friends.

Vacuums are like the opposite of anorexic chicks - unless you empty them, then they're exactly like bulimic chicks.

LameJournal™ that joke hoovered.

Some couches can turn into beds, that's pretty cool. My couch can transform too, if you flip the cushions over it turns into "couch with stains on it".

LameJournal ™More than meets the eye.