When email evolves to the point where we can attach smells, we're going to have to rename the "sent" folder because it'll be too confusing.

LameJournal™ you've got ewwww!

One of my best summers is the summer I spent learning to climb snakes. I am now really good at board games.

...well, one of them.

LameJournal™ WITTY COMMENT.

Many people don't know that there was a black hobbit - his name was Afrodo...

LameJournal™ the tallest Hobbit in all the lands.

They say that the sense of smell is the sense most tied to memory... I think sight is the strongest - I was at a friends place and as I saw their couch I was like "Remember when you filmed that porn movie here?"

Then again... *sniff* *sniff* "Remember that time you filmed that porno movie here?"
LameJournal™ that reminds me of the time I competed ( Read more... )

Occasionally I glue Siamese cats together, but only if they're twins.

LameJournal™ what's in a name?

Doug told himself he could either masturbate now or later but it had to be one or the other.

He was giving himself an ultibatim.

LameJournal™ Ulan Bator.

I went to this vending machine and it was out of order.... none of the candy was arranged alphabetically. No one tries anymore.

LameJournal™ a man walks into a candy bar...

Chow Yun-Fat is a horrible actor - he has no range. He's always playing some Asian dude. I like actors who are dynamic, like Eddie Murphy.

LameJournal™ yeah...

Of all the automotive accidents, the most ironic is hitting a Dodge.

LameJournal™ I'm telling you, It didn't even move officer!

Pennies make dollars, and everything in life adds up.

Except for anti-matter, that subtracts up.

LameJournal™ I guess life just kinda stays the same then.