Note to self: do not get royally pissed the night before starting a new job. When you wake up still drunk it doesn't bode well for the rest of the day.

*grins*

Fucking bloody parents do my fucking head in!! Moving to sodding Qatar. I'm buggered if I'm visiting them there ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Will! Hope it's a good one, you deserve it :)

Ok I'm bored, but I quite like this meme. Some of them are a bit obscure, I shall upload them all later.

WMP is on shuffle. 20 lines from 20 songs. Guess away!

( Lyrics )

I went to the cinema on my own today to see Brokeback Mountain. I felt very brave, and it wasn't so traumatic, except that the film made me cry.

Me: Hello, can I have one ticket for Brokeback Mountain please?

Woman at desk: One?

Me: Yes. One.

Woman at desk: *pitying look*

Pffft.

So the film. This will be spoiler free by the way. Well it wasn't ( Read more... )

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Last night I dreamt that Lord Voldemort fell in love with a pink gorilla. He read Shakespearean sonnets to it and was very irritated when it didn't love him back.

My sub-conscious bothers me :|

We've driven to and back from Manchester tonight, just to get our kittens back! So worth it though, they make the flat so homely :)

I'm not gonna be about until January, so Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I hope you all have a good time and get exactly what you want :)

Happy Birthday Chris :)

How cute is the JCB song? You can listen to it online. It's been stuck in my head since yesterday.

One of our cats is on heat. She's too young! She's still a baby! She can't want a shag already!

I'm still unemployed. Getting a bit bored now, though I have to go to London on saturday (how can it be nearly christmas already??) and I'm totally not ( Read more... )