Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pisky Whippet!

1. The fingerprints of Pisky Whippet are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Pisky Whippet to reach the earth's core.
3. Pisky Whippet was originally green, and actually contained cocaine ( Read more... )

Last night i dreamt that the late Johnny Cash had asked to marry my Aunt. We went and had a pint together in Ecclesfield Working Men's club and he was very hospitable and kept getting the drinks in.

Explanation anyone? Or was it the spinach & ricotta ravioli in blue cheese sauce we made for dinner last night?

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Bujna kosa vam vjerojatno pada na celo iznad duboko usadenih ociju, but my hair looks shit...

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Went into the studio today to help Pisky put the finishing touches to his new album. Ron Gristle the conga-playing otter was late as usual, apparently the Hammersmith & City line was fucked, so fair enough. Carlos Santana performed some ripping solos, and Pisky's voice and trumpet playing have come a long way since his earlier more experimental ( Read more... )

My mother's next door neighbour has a cracked ribs, a fractured skull and a punctured lung after a severe beating administered by Rugby-Hoolies near their local 24hr Garage

His crime??

Being a 'Chav' bastard apparently.

He'd gone to buy a litre of milk.

Ladies & Gentlemen, the Class War has begun...

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I hate the term Chav, it makes my flesh crawl. It stinks of little more than the Middle Classes herding those they believe their inferior into one convenient box. When i was a kid it was a derogatory term for Gypsy Kids, i even got called it myself, despite not being a Gypsy ( Read more... )