i'm planning on going to portland for new years. after a gazillion google searches on what there is to do in that yonder, fair city, i'm even more baffled than i was to begin with....so:

those of you who know anything about portland, or at all, please suggest things to do, good venues, etc.

thanks and thanks.

I've woken up to a very sick boyfriend/worker bee. If anyone could come help me move and/or clean today, I'd appreciate the help. And i'll feed you. Good food. Please?    205-454-4935

ps: i'll probably be at this until tonight, so don't think it's too late to call.

i'm so fucking pissed. my bank account is negative 200 dollars, and it turns out i'm supposed to be making about $15 per hour in my position instead of the $12 that i do make. what a load of cocksucking assholes. now i'm all the more glad that i'm leaving this hell hole.

anyway, amelia and angie, here's the job posting. have at it:

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for those of you who don't know, i'll be moving to florence to go to una at the end of december.

it's not as though i won't be back in birmingham every other day, but i think youandyouandyou should hang out with me before i move for the hell of it.

it's been real, birmingham!

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i graduated.

the gothic archies are good.

i need someone to pet sit from june 8th-17th. willing to pay in sexual favors and/or beer. if interested, inquire within.

why won't this paper get out of my life!?!

here's to life being true to form!

in other news, if someone would like to go to the decemberists with me, i have an extra ticket. ticket will be free, but your ass is buying me dinner!

i'm really glad that as of may 5th my procrastinationatory habits will have only little, if any, bearing on my life any more.

it won't matter if i make up words then, either.

additionally, i'm giving up on compound words*

and sentences that begin with things like "additionally."

*contractions are still my friend.

after an entire semester of sitting on my ass, i finally decided to start working on my honor's project that is due next friday.  five hours later, i have nothing to show for it except this quote from a blog in my sample that made me laugh (the typos and grammatical errors are not mine, mind you ( Read more... )