22nd Nigga Moment: Back to School

[thuggincornrows]

Ahem. Attention students and staff of Cutlers Grammar School. I am your new student, Riley Freeman. I am a transfer student from Westerberg High, so although I'm already a Sophomore I felt the need to introduce myself. In my spare time my hobbies are painting, listening to hip hop music, and occasionally watching a movie from the Crime Film genre.

Comments

[child_radical]

You really, REALLY want to die don't you?

[thuggincornrows]

A'ight a'ight see I know you mad right?

But look. If I embarrass you now, we'll get it out of the way and I won't have to do it again for the rest of the semester.

[child_radical]

And if I kick your ass in front of everyone I won't have to do it for the rest of the semester either.

[thuggincornrows]

Huey, that is just immature and juvenile!

I'm the one who 'posed to be like that.

[orangetoughguy]

You got a moment to answer a question?

[thuggincornrows]

Sure, shoot.

[orangetoughguy]

What's the name of your parole officer?

[thuggincornrows]

Oh, him? His name is Mr. Suck-a-Dick. He's a really nice guy too. Most of his afternoons are spent volunteering at the local Fuck You foundation which caters specifically in helping, tutoring, and generally teaching mentally handicapped individuals such as yourself. They learn how to rub their little tum tums while patting their heads and all kinds of motor skills needed for everyday life.

His evenings are usually spent bending your mother over a table so she can afford to pay this months light bill because she can't risk missing a single episode of the last season of Oprah.

1/3

[soulofocean]

[...She can't truly believe the nice and civil tone with which this started fooled her for a while.]

2/3

[soulofocean]

[AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT HITTING ON GIRLS.]

3/3

[soulofocean]

Do you seriously HATE your new school that much? Because you do seem in a hurry to get yourself expelled for public use of inappropriate language!

[thuggincornrows]

It ain't that bad actually. It's better than I thought it'd be. Even if the whole all boys school thing is kinda gay.

See, the reason I do this is to keep Huey on his toes know what'm sayin'? See if you gets it too good, he'll never be prepared for all that apocalypse shit he talk 'bout.

1/2

[goodboysgood]

[goodboysgood]

I think you should take this down.

[thuggincornrows]

Damn, you really think so...? How come, was I too pushy for new acquaintances?

[goodboysgood]

You're being obscene. I don't know what they made of it at Westerberg but it's not done here.

And I know your brother. He wouldn't make the effort.

[whitetwoguns]

Your mama must run out of soap often.

[thuggincornrows]

If she was around, I'm sure she would.

[whitetwoguns]

So that's why you're a toilet mouth already.

[thuggincornrows]

Well we tend to learn early where I come from.

You shoulda seen me when I was eight though. That probably would've been 'bout two times worse.