I hate sleeping, because I always have wacked out dreams. Today, I had a dream that I found a crocodile. Then I had sex with said crocodile in my kitchen. The next day, in my dream, there were three eggs on the floor, assumed to be from the crocodile (and me, i guess). I salted one of the eggs (so it would be male? wtf?), broke one, and didn't do
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