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[thunder_bob]

I hate sleeping, because I always have wacked out dreams. Today, I had a dream that I found a crocodile. Then I had sex with said crocodile in my kitchen. The next day, in my dream, there were three eggs on the floor, assumed to be from the crocodile (and me, i guess). I salted one of the eggs (so it would be male? wtf?), broke one, and didn't do

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[lithium_glitter]

That sounds like a conundrum.
Also, "...Then I Had to Face the Dilemma of Having a Crocodile that No One Knew About (and Also Being the Father to Its Offspring)" should be the name of a Cronx song.

[thunder_bob]

well I was Speeding before i went to sleep. I also hit some X, and did some blow off a hookers thigh. This was all after drinking a 40, too.

Rock and Roll.

[flamingtiki]

so, what you're trying to say is that you're into bestiality...

[thunder_bob]

Im glad you caught on to the underlying theme of my post.

[kahlochick]

oh my. i seriously laughed for like, 10 minutes. that's almost as funny as finding out one of your step-aunts legally changed her name to riverwoman. almost.