[same deep male voice as last time -- the man Riku fought. He sounds like he's in pain or struggling to talk]

All right, listen up.

I don't like betting on a bunch of actors, but I ain't got a choice. Whether you're strong enough or not doesn't matter. I can't wait for anyone else.

We're....

The castle is--

--agh! I can't tell you.... ( Read more... )

ALL FIGHTERS, RETURN TO CAER STELLA AT ONCE! AT ONCE, I SAY! WE HAVE ALL THE FUEL WE NEED! GET YOUR USELESS HIDES BACK HERE!

[clears throat]

Thank you so much for your generous gifts of energy! The children will be well-taken-care-of, I promise -- for the month! A child's life force is so plentiful, but it is far from limitless. A shame ( Read more... )

[a joyful, screeching voice echoes through the night]

HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK YOU COULD STOP ME, COULD YOU? I, THE GREAT WITCH GRITA, HAVE STOLEN YOUR CHILDREN!

Ooooh, I can hear them crying right now. Boo, hoo, hoo~

[...there's a pause]

[voice is still screechy, but subdued] What do you mean you can't get us up in the ( Read more... )

[The sound of whirling, like a plane propeller]

Hah! That was easier than I thought it would be! Like taking candy from a baby! No, no, it's like taking candy from a doll! Or from a rock!

Yes, they are wholly obtuse. Always one data point short of a sine curve. This is better than our initial predictions.

So LISTEN UP! While you were busy ( Read more... )

I hope the two of you are better suited to this little task than your predecessors. My last intelligence has them carrying around the Captain of the 4423 in a sedan chair and I would hate to see you two fall to such lows. I'd think it an easy task, but it seems that we're recruiting more incompetent screwups than I would like.

*chaotic background noise. His voice seems strained now*Max Murphy, reporting once more from Bellcius. After hours combating the blaze, we finally have information on the fates of the MPs trapped inside. I'm afraid that it is very bad news. Ten members of parliament are dead, including Ben Johnson and Maryanne Clemens. A dozen other members of the ( Read more... )

*chaotic background noise similar to the previous transmission's*This...is Max Murphy, reporting again from the scene in Bellcius...for those of you only tuning in now, the Parliament Buildings were struck by a terrorist bombing. Two explosions detonated in the core of the building, and now a third has gone off, destroying the Parliament's famed ( Read more... )

*sounds of running, shouting, screaming, fire, etc*This is Max Murphy reporting live from the scene outside the Ivonan Parliamentary Buildings, which have just become the site of a vicious terrorist attack. Just a half hour ago, a bomb of unknown origin detonated in the Chambers of Parliament. Details are unclear but reports indicate that a second ( Read more... )

[Magentabeard starts shouting nearly as soon as the entry starts,]

CURSE YOU ALL FOR FLEA-BITTEN SONS OF GOATS!

You had better pray the next time you sail into Vohemaro skies! Finneas Magentabeard won't be defeated by a mere theatre ship! This color will haunt your nightmares, and your descendants!

Will the rest of my men get their arses here ( Read more... )

[there's a faint click, and then Magentabeard himself starts to talk, sounding only faintly amused this time.]I haven't heard your captain asking us for mercy yet. Not that I would have listened, but it's a nice gesture, aye ( Read more... )